Altaf Hussain Funny Jokes SMS Messages In Urdu

Altaaf Husain Funny SMS Messages Urdu-1
Award 4 best actor male..
Nominations Are,…..
………
1- Shahrukh Khan
2- Salman Khan
3- Hritak Roshan
4- Saif Ali Khan
5- Shahid Kapoor
……..
nd the award goes 2
—–
Altaaf Husain )
Big Hands….
Altaaf Husain Funny SMS Messages Urdu-2
Indian To Pakistani
.
Humare Paas Shahrukh,
Amir Khan,
Salman Khan,
Akshay Kumar Hai Tumhare Paas Kya Hai ?
……..
Pakistani:
Humare Paas “Altaaf Husain”
Hai…….
Altaaf Husain Funny SMS Messages Urdu-3
Altaf bhai London main EID ki shopping
ker k jaany lagy to
Dukandaar bola: Bhai paise?
Altaf Bhai dukaandaar ka kandha daba kar bolay:
Pagal tujhse thori longa.
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Arz kiya hia:
Zaalimon ne cheen liya Faraz ka pen!!!
Wah Wah….wah wah
Zalimon ne cheen liya Faraz ka pen!!!
Mazloomon ka saathi hai “Altaf Hussein”
Altaaf Husain Funny SMS Messages Urdu-5
Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?
Student: Haathi…
Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai?
Student: Wo MQM men Hain!!!
Teachr: Mera Khayal Hy Haathi Hi Sab Se Tez Urta Hy..
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Altaf Hussain Umrah karny gaye,
Jab woh Shaitaan ko Kankariyan maarney lgy tou aawaaz aai,
“BHAI”
Aapny yahaan aney ki Zehmatt Q ki?
Mujhe hi London bula liya hota.

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