(Golden Words)
Agr Tum kisi ko chaho or usay
Haasil na kr sako to.
['Fittay Moo'] Bal-k
[Durr Fittay Mu"]
Lakh Laanat Teri
“”Aashqi tey”"
(Golden Words)
Agr Tum kisi ko chaho or usay
Haasil na kr sako to.
['Fittay Moo'] Bal-k
[Durr Fittay Mu"]
Lakh Laanat Teri
“”Aashqi tey”"
This is an Adult SMS.
Only read those who are 18+
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ALLAH da wasta agle election vich
vote kisay bnday de putar nu dena
Bari mehrbani.
Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.
Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle?
Santa: You Don?t worry darling,
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I amm already married.
Santa Banta Hindi Sms, Santa Banta SMS, SantaBanta Joke
2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye
ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya.
Men Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hoon.
Kuch dari baat woh wapas aakr aatay
ki line main khara ho gaya.
Kisi ne pucha.
“Kyon Maar Diyaa?
Usne maayusi se jawab diya.
Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai
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Govt. Ne Elan Kiya Hai”All Beautiful
Girls & Handsom Boys Personality Tax
Diya Karien Gey
Hans Lo Hans Lo
Tumhen Kya Faraq Parhta Hai
Phans To Hum Gye Na!!
1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta he
Mein apko kesa lagta hon
Miss: so sweet
Bacha:To phir mein apne ammi abbu ko
Aap k ghar kb bhejn
Miss: wo q
Bacha: Taaky wo humari Bat aage chalaen
Miss: ye kya bakwas hy
Bacha: Tution parhane k lye. miss ap b na
Qasam se cable dekh dekh k khrab ho gai hain