- A sardar goes 2 a restaurant
And his cellphone rings….
Wife:
How are you?Sardarji:
O ji I am fine but
how did u know where I was…?
Category: Husband and Wife SMS
Naughty Bacha
- Ek Naughty Bacha Ammi Se Pitnay Ke Baad Papa Se,
/////Papa Kabhi Aap Misar…..
(Egypt) Gaye Hain..??////Papa: Nahi Beta !!
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Bacha: Phir Itni Khofnaak
Mummy Kahan Se Laye Hain?
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Mian Biwi Mazahiya Sms
- Pehly wo Meri GirlFrnd thi yaaro ..
Me Bolta or wo bus meri hi Sunti thi …
Phr yooon hua k wo Meri Mngetr bani…
wo Bolti or phir main uski Suntaa tha…
Ab wo Meri BV hy…..
Hum dono Bolte hen…
aur ….
Pura MOHALA sunta hai
people searches as:
Jeena Sirf Tere Liye Shayari
- Hm mr jaengy ik din dekh lena,
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Ro gy boht tm us din daikh lena,
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Duniya ma hn to parwa nai hmari,
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Chor jaengy tumhen ik din daikh lena,
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Aanso chupaty phiro gy sb sy tm,
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Itna hi hm yad ayen gy daikh lena,
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Kch yadein mithi mithi si tm ko boht sataengi,
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Tm khud ko na rok paogy dekh lena,
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Mana k kuch nai hen aj hm tmharay liye,
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Kal tmharay liye ik yad ban jaen gy daikh lena,
people searches as:
Sardar wedding mistake
- It was sardar’s wedding anniversary.
His wife asked:
Shell we have tandoori chicken to celebrate?
Sardar:
Why punish the poor chicken for the mistake we have done.
people searches as:
Sardar and His Wife
- Sardar and his wife:
wife:
why r u studying seriously about blood?
sardar:
oey! doctor said tommarow blood test….
people searches as:
Best Of Sardar Ji
- Sardar: Kal me bathrom vich gya te uthy saap betha C
Sardarni: haey o raba fir tusi ki kita?
Sardar: kuj nai mein saap nu kya
Tusi karlo mera te vich e nikal gya ay.
people searches as:
Wife Ki Death
- Buhat Dukh Hoa Tumhari Wife Ke Death Ka..
Chalo Ab Udas Mat Ho, Mein Hon Na.
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Film Dekhnay Chalatay Hain.
Jealous Husband hindi urdu sms Messages
Jealous Husband hindi sms Jealous Husband urdu sms Messages
- Jealous Husband:
Aaj tak tum kitne logo k saath soyi ho?
Wife: Such bolon tu sirf aap k sath hi soyi hon
baki sabhi k sath sari sari raat jagti thi.
people searches as:
husband wife and son jokes sms
- husband wife and son jokes sms messages
Bacha apni Maa say pitne
k bad ghar k bahr betha tha.Papa ne pucha to Bola:
PAPA apki biwi k sath
ab mera guzara ni ho
skta Mje mri biwi chahye.
people searches as:
jokes on moti biwi jokes on wife grtting fat
- jokes on moti biwi jokes on wife grtting fat
1 merasi aadhi rat ko
apni bohat moti bwi ko jga kr bola:
Sohneyo mn sadkay jawan ek gal tey daso.Biwi:
ji pochoMrasi:
sisak sisak k mrna changa hay ya 1 dumBegam: aik dum
Merasi:
moula khush rakhay bhaag laggy rehn
tay fair duji lat v merey utay rakh deyo
people searches as:
jokes on barati
dulha Apni shaadi pey udaas tha
ksi ne pucha kiya baat haiy?.
dulha:
Mere susral ne Barat main
Km log laane Ka Kaha hai.
Pata nai
Abba muje le k jaye ga yaa nahi??
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