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Men’s Day SMS Text Messages Collection

Men's Day SMS Messages
  • Men’s Day SMS Text Messages Collection
    Yung men think old men r fools
    bt old men know yung men r fools.
    Men’s Day SMS Collection
    Give a man a free hand
    and he vill run it all over you.
  • Men’s Day Messages Collection
    I only like two kinds of men,
    domestic and foreign.
    Men’s Day Text Collection
    A woman without a man is
    like a fish without a bicycle.
  • Men’s Day Text Messages Collection
    Men who don’t understand
    women faall into two groups:
    Bachelors nd Husbands.
  • Men’s Day SMS
    Man has wil,
    but woman has hr way.
  • Men’s Day Messages
    If u want something said,
    ask a man;
    if u want something done,
    ask a woman.
  • Men’s Day SMS Text Messages
    When women are depressed
    they either eat or go shopping.
    Men invade another country.

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Men’s Day Qoutes In hindi Urdu English Tamil Telugu Marathi

Men's Day SMS Messages
  • Men’s Day Qoutes In hindi Urdu English Tamil Telugu Marathi
    The best way to get
    a man to do something
    is 2 suggest they r too old for it.
  • Men’s Day Qoutes In hindi
    You know when u
    pt a stick in water
    nd it looks bent
    Thats why I never take baths.
  • Men’s Day Qoutes In Urdu
    A man in the house
    is worth two in the street.
  • Men’s Day Qoutes In English
    A genius is a man who
    can rewrap a new shirt
    nd not hv any pins lft ovr.
  • Men’s Day Qoutes In Tamil Telugu Marathi
    The quickest way
    to a mans hrt
    is through his chest.
  • Men’s Day 140 Words Qoutes
    Women don’t make fools
    of men most of them are the
    do it yourself types.
  • Men’s Day 140 Character Qoutes
    Men are like dogs.
    They keep coming back.
    Ladies r like cats.
    Yell at a cat one time
    they r gone.

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Men’s Day Jokes SMS Text Messages English Hindi

Men's Day SMS Messages
  • Men’s Day Jokes SMS Text Messages English Hindi
    If you never want to see a man again,
    say I love u
    I want to marry u.
    I want to have children
    they leave skid marks.
  • Men’s Day Jokes SMS English Hindi
    There r three stages of man:
    He believes in Santa Claus;
    he doesn’t believe in Santa Claus;
    he is Santa Claus.
  • Men’s Day Jokes Messages English Hindi
    Women now have choices.
    They can be married,
    not married, hv a job,
    not have a job, be married with children,
    unmarried with children.
    Men hv the same choice
    we hv always had:
    work or prison.

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Men’s Day wishes SMS Messages Text In English hindi

Men's Day SMS Messages
  • Men’s Day wishes SMS Messages Text In English hindi
    A successful man is one who
    makes more money thn his wife can spend.
    A sucesful woman is one who can find such a man.
  • Men’s Day wishes SMS In English hindi
    All men r not homeless,
    but some men are home less than others.
  • Men’s Day wishes Messages In English hindi
    Men can read maps better than women.
    Cause only the male mind could
    conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles
  • Men’s Day Cute wishes
    A gentleman is simply
    a patient wolf
  • Men’s Day wishes
    Any woman can fool
    a man if she wants
    to nd if he has in lv wth hr

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Men’s Day Greetings SMS Text Messages In hindi English

Men's Day SMS Messages
  • Men’s Day Greetings SMS Text Messages In hindi English
    To attrct men,
    I wear a perfume
    called New Car Interior.
  • Men’s Day Greetings SMS In hindi
    I nvr hated a man
    enough 2give him his diamonds back.
  • Men’s Day Greetings Messages In English
    My mom said the only
    rezon men r alive is
    4 lawn care nd vehicle maintenance.
  • Men’s Day Greetings sms
    u see a lot of smart
    guys with dumb women,
    bt u hardly ever
    see a smrt woman wth a dumb guy.

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Happy Men’s Day SMS Text Messages In Hindi English

Men's Day SMS Messages
  • Happy Men’s Day SMS Text Messages In Hindi English
    B-hind evry sucesfull man
    there is a surprised woman.
  • Happy Men’s Day SMS In Hindi English
    Prfct nmbrs like
    prfct men r very rare.
  • Happy Men’s Day Messages In Hindi English
    Men r simple things.
    They can survive a whole
    weekend wth only three things:
    beer,
    boxer shorts
    and
    batteries for the remote control.

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Men’s Day Funny SMS Text Messages In Hindi,Urdu

Men's Day SMS Messages
  • Men’s Day Funny Jokes SMS Text Messages In Hindi,Urdu
    Happy Men’s Day
    BECHARA MARD
    Agr Orat Pr Haath Uthaaye To Zaalim
    Or Pit Jaaye To Buzdil
    Orat K Agy Chaly To Firon Peche Chale
    To Run Mureed
    Orat Ko Ksi K Saath Dekh K Lary To Jealus
    Or Chupp Rahe To Begairatt
    Ghr Se Baahar Rahe To Awaara Or Ghar
    Me Rhe To Nakaara
    Bachon Ko Daante To Jaabir
    Na Dante To Laa Parwah
    Oratt Ko Service Se Rokay
    To Shaki Mizaj Na Rokay To Orat
    Ki Kamai Khane Wala
    Akhir
    Ye Bechara Jae Kahan?
    (“,)
    <))>
    //
    Happy Men’s Day
  • Men’s Day Funny Jokes SMS in Urdu
    Dosto aaj jo
    tumhara dil vhaahy woh karo
    khoob mouj masti
    chera chaari karo
    aaj bhai logon ko
    koi poochne wala nahi hai
    q k aaj aalmi men’s day hai
    Happy men’s aazadi day
  • Men’s Day Funny Jokes Messages In Hindi
    BECHARA MARD:
    Agrr aurt pe hath uthaya
    to ZALIM or pitt jaaye to BUZDIL.
    Aurat ko kisi ke saath dekh k
    ladai kare to JEALOUS
    or chup rahe to BE-GAIRATtti.
    Ghar se bahar rahe to AWARA
    or ghar me rahe to NAKARA.
    Bachon ko dante to JAALIM,
    na dante to LA-PARWAH.
    Aurat ko service karne se
    rokay to SHAKTI-MIZAJ,
    na rokay to aurat ki kamai khane wala.
    Akhir ye BECHARA jae kahan?
    Think about it.
    Dont think
    Happy Men’s Day

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