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• Manmohn Singh Aur America Funny SMS Message

  obama: Humary pass
  Britny
  Julie Robert
  Anjelina Joli
  sab ha!
  Tumre pass
  kya hay?

  MANMOHN SINGH:
  Humary pass Imran Hashmi he!
  main kehta oon pej do sab ko

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• Dard-e-bhutto
  Dard-e-bhutto
  Wo haseena wo neelam pari
  hui thi wo election maen khari
  na jaane kahan wo se goli chali
  hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari
  Dil main haaye mere
  Dard-e-Bhutto
  Dard-e-Bhutto

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No Quality + No Style= Laloo
No Quality but Style= Sania
Quality but No Style= Abdul kalam.
You Have To Know
Quality + Style = Guess
You are right
Press down to see Name
And Also phone no.

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• Altaaf Husain Funny SMS Messages Urdu-1
  Award 4 best actor male..
  Nominations Are,…..
  ………
  1- Shahrukh Khan
  2- Salman Khan
  3- Hritak Roshan
  4- Saif Ali Khan
  5- Shahid Kapoor
  ……..
  nd the award goes 2
  —–
  Altaaf Husain )
  Big Hands….
• Altaaf Husain Funny SMS Messages Urdu-2
  Indian To Pakistani
  .
  Humare Paas Shahrukh,
  Amir Khan,
  Salman Khan,
  Akshay Kumar Hai Tumhare Paas Kya Hai ?
  ……..
  Pakistani:
  Humare Paas “Altaaf Husain”
  Hai…….
• Altaaf Husain Funny SMS Messages Urdu-3
  Altaf bhai London main EID ki shopping
  ker k jaany lagy to
  Dukandaar bola: Bhai paise?
  Altaf Bhai dukaandaar ka kandha daba kar bolay:
  Pagal tujhse thori longa.
• Altaaf Husain Funny SMS Messages Urdu-4
  Arz kiya hia:
  Zaalimon ne cheen liya Faraz ka pen!!!
  Wah Wah….wah wah
  Zalimon ne cheen liya Faraz ka pen!!!
  Mazloomon ka saathi hai “Altaf Hussein”
• Altaaf Husain Funny SMS Messages Urdu-5
  Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?
  Student: Haathi…
  Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai?
  Student: Wo MQM men Hain!!!
  Teachr: Mera Khayal Hy Haathi Hi Sab Se Tez Urta Hy..
• Altaaf Husain Funny SMS Messages Urdu-6
  Altaf Hussain Umrah karny gaye,
  Jab woh Shaitaan ko Kankariyan maarney lgy tou aawaaz aai,
  “BHAI”
  Aapny yahaan aney ki Zehmatt Q ki?
  Mujhe hi London bula liya hota.

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Agr 1 ship main MUSHARAF,NAWAZ SHARIF,BENAZIR

& SHOUKAT AZIZ bethay hon or ship doob jaye to

phir kon bach jayega?
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PAKISTAN

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Nehru and Gandhi had never used UNDERWEAR,
Under their Dhoti.

Y??????????????

coz they belived in

“FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT”

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Sheikh Radheed asked a girl.how much?

Girl: 500 on bed
200 on sofa
and 100 on grass.

Sheikh ok 500..

Girl:wow on bed????

sheikh:no on grass five times.
Politics SMS

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Those who are too smart
To engage in politics are punished

By being governed by those who are dumber…………..

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