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  santa apne hath pe
  blade se apni g/f
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  Mitthu- Jaleibi khyega–
  TOTA-:-
  apni gaand me daal le bhosri ke,
  Pehle Mrchi khila-khila k Bawaseer karwa di
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  santa:
  Yaar Uth Zalzla Aa Rha Hai,

  Sara Ghar Hill Raha Hai.

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  Soja–Soja Ghar To
  Makaan Malik Ka Girey ga,

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Titanic was sinking.
An Englishman asked Santa
How far is land
Santa: 2 KM.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!

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Two days of power cut in Delhi
had made life miserable.
Worst affected was Delhi
Metro station where families
of Santa and Banta were struck
for 48 hours on escalators

How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building
and dropped it from there to die.

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Banta:
Ye scooty kab li?
Santa:
kal raat 1 larki mujhe scootr per bohot dur le gai,

Sab kapde uttar kar boli jo chahiye lelo,
Main ne scootr le li
,
,
,
kapro ka mai kya karta.

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Santa
ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha.

WHY?

His Wife Deliverd a Baby.

Doctor sent Him SMS,

“Mubark Ho.Aap Baap Ban Gaye”.

Santa forwarded it 2 all.