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Shiekh mehman se:
Thanda peo ge ya garm
Mehman:
Dono.
Shiekh:
Begum pani da ik glass freizer viechu
te ik glass gezer viechu le aa.

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Shekh At shop:
Bhai 1 Rupe Ka easy load kr Do
Shopkeaper:
Itna load Krwa k call krni hy ya sms?
Shekh:
Krna tou kuch nhi bs aesy he paise uraane ki adat hai…!

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SON:
Papa i saved 5 rupees,
by not going by bus but running behind it!

Sheikh:
O Stupid You should have saved 50 rupees
by running behind a Taxi.!!!

Sheikh:
pent ki silai kitni hy?

Tailor:
Rs.250

Sheikh:
Nikar ki?

Tailr:
Rs.50

Sheikh:
Nikar he c do
Pr lambai pairon tk rkhna
me ne Namaz b parni hoti hai.

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1…….Sheikh ki Dukan me likha tha:
‘Udhaar sirf 80 se 90 Saal ki Umr k logon ko dia jay ga, . . . . .
wo b Un k waliden se pooch kar

2……..Faqeer to Sheikh: Aap k parrosi ne mujhey pait bhar kr khana khilaya hai,aap bhi kuch de dein.. SHEIKH: Ye lo “HAJMOLA…”;->

3…….Sheikh ka beta: abba 2 Rupees de
Abba: nahi dunga
Beta:
abba de de doodh walay ki aur amma ki aik bat bataonga
Abba: ye lay 5 Rps jaldi bata
Beta: doodh wala amma ko bol raha tha k abhi tak mahinay k paisy nhi diye kal se doodh nhi milega
Moral: Sirf sheikh hi [...]

4…………Sheikh dhobi se Istari k kitne lo ge?
Dhobi:15 rupay,
Sheikh 15 rupay rakh kar istari utha kar bhag gaya…
Geo Sheikho…

5………..Sheikh Ka Beta: Abu 5 Ropay Do Na
Abu: Nahin Dun Ga Beta:
Abu Day Do, Doodh Walay Aur Ami Ki Ek Baat Bataun Ga..
Abu: Ye Lo 10 Rupay, Jaldi Batao..
Beta: Doodh Wala Ami Ko Bol Raha Tha K Abhi Tak Is Maheenay K Pesay Nahi Diay KaL Say Doodh Nahi Milay Ga [...]

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1 SHEIKH Shaadi Se Pehle Apni Mangetar Se:
Darling Shaadi Ki Raat Me Tumhe Kya “GIFT” Don.?
Mangetar:
“RING” De Dena.

SHEIKH:
MOBILE Par Ya P.T.C.L Par…??

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