Ek aurat k ghar Gas ka bil 500000 a gya
Wo Gas office gai or oficer se boli
Na tussi menu ay dasso way Beghairatoo!
Aey dozakh nu paip mery gharon ja rya ay
Posts Tagged: Hindi Funny SMS
Pathan In Wapda Office
Pathan Wapda office fone kar kay bola:
Junab light band kar do!
Wapda wala: Hiran ho kar,
Q sir?
Pathan: wo yara hmaray dimagh mein ’1′ neya gaali
aya hay, woh tum ko dena hay
people searches as:
Fazool Sms
- Hello
Kia Haal Hai ?
Kia Ho Raha Hai ?
Aap Kahan Rehte Ho ?
Kitne Rooms Hain ?
Ghar Men T.V Hai ?
Kon Se Channels Aate Hain ?
Table Hai ?
Chair Bhi Hogi
Janwer Paalte Ho ?
Billi Hai ?
Music Sunte Ho ?
Phir Audio System Bhi Hoga
Nalka Hai ?
Pani Aata Hai ?
Fridge Hai ?
Fan Hai Ya A.C ?
Phone Hai ?
Wire Less Hai Ya Land Line ?
Mobile Hai ?
Nokia Hai Ya Koi Aur ?
Sim Hai ?
Balance Bhi Hoga ?
To SMS Ku Nahi Karte ?.
KnjoooooooooooS?
people searches as:
Lux walon Ka 5 Karor ka sawal
- Lux walon ne mujh se 5 cror ka swal poocha
Easay aadmi ka naam batao ju saal main 1
Bar nahata ho Khuda ki kasam 5 cror thukra
Diye per tera naam nahi bataya.
people searches as:
Papu ki maasumiat
- Papu ki maasumiat gr mehman Aye,
Maa:jao baita ja k mehmano
k liay kuch le k Aao”
Pappu bahar gaya aur..
..
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Raksha le Aaya:)
G OYE PAPPU..
people searches as:
Boy & Old Man Funny Sms
- A boy is sitting in a park behind a tree with his girl friend.0ld man: beta, kya ye hamari tehzib hai ?
Boy: nahi ye paros wali shabana hai.
people searches as:
There Was A Hungry Kutta
- Once
There Was A Hungry Kutta
He Stole A Piece of Boti By Chacha Dimu Shop
Then He Durki Lai &
Reach on The Bridge of The Naala
He Saw Another Kutta in Water with boti
His thoughts Were Kuttean Aalay.
HE Mari Jo CHal Vich Te He Lost HIS Own Boti
Moral;
Kuttean Aali Socho Gay Te Kuttean Aali Hovay Gi.
funniest sms in hindi
- funniest sms in hindi tamil
Zindgi me eik bt yd rakhna,
Aansu PONCHHNE wale baht milnge,
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BUT
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Naak PONCHHNE wala koi nahi milega,
SO hamesha RUMaAL sath rakhna
people searches as:
Plz Ye Wali Ghazal Chahiye
- Plz Ye Wali Ghazal Chahiye. Kahin Se B Dhoond do
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Name: GHAZAL
Age: 18
Hight: 5’7″
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Blue
Colour: White/fair
Aur haan Unmarried ho.
people searches as:
husband wife and son jokes sms
- husband wife and son jokes sms messages
Bacha apni Maa say pitne
k bad ghar k bahr betha tha.Papa ne pucha to Bola:
PAPA apki biwi k sath
ab mera guzara ni ho
skta Mje mri biwi chahye.
people searches as:
mukabele ki takkar funny jokes sms
- Sardar Pathan k ghar
kharbuza kaat k le gaya aur kaha:A teri MAA di phaari
A teri Pehn di phaari
Te A teri BV di phaariAglay din Pathan Sardar k ghar
chanay lay gaya aur kahaA teri maa da chola
A teri behan da chola
tay A teri B.V da chola
people searches as:
60 saal ka shadi shuda jora
1 CHURAIL ne 60 saal k shadi shuda joray se kaha;
Mein tum dono ki 1 khawish puri kr skti hun!
Bv: Mein apny sohar k sath sari duniya ki sair krna chahti hon,.!
CHURAIL ne jadu ki chari ghumai or 2 tickets aa gaey.
Phr shohar se pocha, tm kya chatey ho..?
Shohar:
Apny se 30 saal choti B.v ka khwahishmnd hon..!
CHURAIL ne jadu
se us ko 90 saal ka kr diya…!
Moral:
Mardon ko yaad rakhna chahye k CHURAIL bhi aurat hoti hai.
