Patha;
ankhay band Kar k shishee k samne betha tha..
2nd Pathan ne pocha;
khaan bhai kia kar rahe ho..??
Pathan;
yara um dekh raha ay k hum sota hua kesa lagta ay.
Patha;
ankhay band Kar k shishee k samne betha tha..
2nd Pathan ne pocha;
khaan bhai kia kar rahe ho..??
Pathan;
yara um dekh raha ay k hum sota hua kesa lagta ay.
Pathan Wapda office fone kar kay bola:
Junab light band kar do!
Wapda wala: Hiran ho kar,
Q sir?
Pathan: wo yara hmaray dimagh mein ’1′ neya gaali
aya hay, woh tum ko dena hay
Teacher to Pathan: Make a sentence
In which one word is repeated twice.
Pathan: If aLara Dutta marries Brain Lara,
She will become Lara Lara…. Bolo Tararara
KHAN SAAB ye btayen k plate form
Per kharay sary pathan kasay mray
Pathan: 1 elan hua k train plate form
Per aa rahi hy sb ne dar ke maare
Do pathan bhagte hoey masjid main aaye
jamaat kkari thi tu jamaat main shamil ho
gaey jab nimaz se farigh hoey tu eik ne
dosre se kaha shukar hai jamaat main
shamil ho gaey, doosre ne kaha agar
wuzoo k chakar main parte tu jamaat nikal jati.
Pathan: Friday flower.
Angrez What??
pathan: Yaara,
humara naam aey (( Jumma Gul ))
Indian movie
“Mere Brother ki Dulhan”
k baad ab Pishawar k Famous
film director Gul Khan pesh karte hain:
“Meri Dulhan ka Brother”
Pathan ne apni Qaza Nmaz adaa karne ka socha
Namaz se pehle oonchi awaz main niyyat ki.
2 rkaat Nmaz Qaza Fajr
4 Nov 2007 5:20 purana musharaf wala time
ALLAH O AKBAR..