- A man to a Sardar:
Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.
Sardar rushes home,
And came back within half an hour,
And slapped the man n said:
He is not my friend.
Posts Tagged: Sardar Funny SMS
Sardar And Shopkeeper Funny SMS
- Sardar: oey mera shampo k sath wala gift de,
Shopkeper: sardar g uske sath koi gift nai tha
Sardar: O bakwas na kar Oye shampo pe
likheya tha “Dandruf Free”
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Sardar Shirt Utare Ghar K Bahir
- Sardar shirt utare ghar k bahir khara tha.
Ek admi bola! wah sardar G, kya “SEENA” hai.
Sardar fakhar se:
A Te kuch v nai, andar a apni “Parjai” da wekh.
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Sardar wedding mistake
- It was sardar’s wedding anniversary.
His wife asked:
Shell we have tandoori chicken to celebrate?
Sardar:
Why punish the poor chicken for the mistake we have done.
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Sardar To Son
- SARDAR:
Beta put ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi??
SON:
kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hu….
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Sardar and His Wife
- Sardar and his wife:
wife:
why r u studying seriously about blood?
sardar:
oey! doctor said tommarow blood test….
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Sardar bought some medicenes
- Sardar bought some medicenes and started cutting the edges.
“What are you doing?” asked his friend.
The Sardar replied, “Removing the side effects!”
Sardar To Doctor
- Sardar: Dr.Sb. chashma lgany k baad
Mai akhbar parh sakon ga na.?
Dr: Han, bilkul..!
Sardar: Phr thek ha.
Warna un-parh ki zndagi b koi zindagi hai
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Sardar Very Funny SMS Jokes
- Ik sardar noo nicch aai.
Aaaccheee…..
.
Tay naal e zor da padd v nikal gia,
Sardar nicch maar k bolya.
.
Ballay O yaad karn walya?
“Bund E paarr ditti oo”
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Sardar In A Party
- In a party a lady wanted,
to go to toilet so,
she inquired with a sardar
susu karne ki jagah tou dikhao,sardarji replied u naughty….
pehle tum dikhao.
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Indian Sardar Funny Sms in Hindi English
- How do you keep a Sardar whole day busy?
Take piece of paper and
write P.T.O (Paper Turn Out) on both sides.