- Son: Papa Good News Hai.
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Papa: Kya?
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Son: Aapko yad hai aapne kaha tha k agar mai
Exam mai Paas ho Jaun To mujhe 5000 denge.
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Father: Haan
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Son: Aapke 5000 bach gaye.
Posts Tagged: Student SMS
Class Rooms are Like a Train
Class Rooms are Like a Train:
1st Two Rows are Executive Coaches Reserved for VIP. .
Middle 3 are General Compartments. .
And . Last 2 Are Sleeper Coaches.
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Rules of College
3 rules of college
1. Be quiet in the Class coz othrs r Sleeping.
2. Dont 4get 2 carry Ur bag coz it acts as a Pillow.
3. Keep the Campus Clean So be Absent.
TEACHER to Millie
TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with “I.”
MILLIE : I is…
TEACHER : No, Millie….. Always say, “I am.”
MILLIE : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
Teacher to Pathan
Teacher to Pathan: Make a sentence
In which one word is repeated twice.
Pathan: If aLara Dutta marries Brain Lara,
She will become Lara Lara…. Bolo Tararara
Student Funny
1 BACHEY Ne Exam hall me susu Kr Diya,
Teacher:
Ye Kya kia? .
Bacha :
Ap Hi Ne to Kaha idhr Udhr Na Dekho Jo Aa Raha Hy Kar Do.
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Main to exam ki waja
- Main to exam ki waja sy pareshan phir raha tha
“DOST”
Beghairton ne meri ami ko keh diya,
is ko pyar ho geya hy.(,”)/
/)_/Nai Ammi
_/ \_Qsam ly lo.
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exams sms messages
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Paper De De Ker Dimagh Aesa Ho Gaya Hy
Faraz
Ammi Poochti Hain Khany Mein Kya Doon To
Mein Kehta Hoon FIRST CHAPTER Se Kuch B De Den.
Lo dasso yar.
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In exam, teacher said
In exam, teacher said:
Write your lover’s name on paper.
After 5 seconds all Girlz said:
Finished madam.
After 1 hour all Boyz Said:
Extra Sheet plzzzz.
Khusra Maths K Paper Main Dance Kar Raha Tha
Khusra Maths K Paper Main Dance Kar Raha Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha
Yeh Kya Kar Rahy Ho.
Khusra:
Mere Dost Ne Kaha Tha maths mai Her STep K Number HoTy Hain.
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Akhir Kab Tak Ho Ga Ye Zulm ?
Difficult or boring papers sy students tang aa gay hain.
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Akhir kab tak ho ga ye zulm ?
Ab humain aisy papers chahien.
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Total marks.50
Choose the best
MCQ’s,
1.Tery mast mast_____ nain.
(3,5,2)
2.______badnaam hoi darling tery ley.
muni,kaki,bachi
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3.Maa ka laadla ______gaya.
sudhar,bigr,ujar
4.Aj_____jorra pa
Saadi farmaish ty.
(Kala,Laal,Peela)
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5.Tum_____aye.
Pass,ghar,yaad
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New pattern Farwad to all teachers.
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Student And Teacher Funny Sms
History Teacher :
From where to
where did the mughals rule ?
Student:
Sir, I am not sure but
I think from page 15 to 26.
